Welcome to the sick sick, saddened world of

Captain Morbid

...the best darn pirate captain there ever was and will be

This site is named after what my company will be called. If you steal it I’ll sue...and don’t think I wont do it cuz I’m very horrible most of the time! If you don’t like what's on here then you can fuck off because it’s staying the way it is no matter what anyone thinks...